Ponniyin Selvan Varalaatru Peravai

This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room service
at a hotel in the Far East.....

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees. Ow candy telp to"

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees. War Ruin nombrr."

G: "what"

Room Service: "War Ruin nombrr. Ruin nombrr ona, tow, try"

G: " oh! Room number 1406, please"

RS: "Rye. Jewish to odor sunweech??"

G: "Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baychem - crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine"

RS: "Hokay. An San toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San toes. July San toes?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes! Why jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No, just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter - just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please,

RS: " Andy think Welsh"

G: " No thank you, that's all."

RS: "Ona Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G: "You're welcome"