> > > > >> >> >>________________________________ >> >> >> >> >>> A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he >>>> saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, >>>> he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, >>>> Spielberg gives him a slap and says, >>>> "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta >>>> here." >>>> The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese >>>> who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". >>>> "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," >>>> replied Spielberg. >>>> In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, >>>> "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." >>>> Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank >>>> the ship, not me." >>>> The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're >>>> all the same." >>>> >>>> ( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a >>>> competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by >>>> an Indian !) >>>> >>> >>> >>>= >> >> > > > > >